Chuck Norris jokes ala Supernatural Style

[growyourwings]

kateg123 just posted THIS over on SPN_Freshblood.

Great idea....Chuck Norris jokes with Winchesters instead.

• John Winchester died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him
• John Winchester destroyed the periodic table, because John Winchester only recognizes the element of surprise
• Jesus can walk on water, but Dean Winchester can swim through dry land
• Dean Winchester once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink
• When Sam Winchester is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Sam Winchester

She has more over where she posted.