The Jared Padalecki Mystique Project

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keepaofthecheez and dontyouwaitup posted The Jared Padalecki Mystique Project. 

SUBJECT: Jared Tristan Padalecki
DOB: 07/19/1982
HAIR: Amazing Brown
EYES: Brown Green Brown Bluish Green Hazel
HEIGHT: Widely Disputed, please see below
MARITAL STATUS: OMG SO CUTE Engaged

I spewed my drink when I got to this part:

"Heart" aired on March 22nd, 2007. It is estimated that over the proceeding twenty-four hours, approximately 2.6 million spouses and significant others jumped out of bed mid-coitus, all demanding one thing:

"What'd you just call me? Who the hell is Sam?"